This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
Fight club (1999)
El Patrón
(via moan-s)
(via moan-s)
(via real)
MFW I see pizza
one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
- if you are a vegan
- great!
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
- i
- will
- eat
- you
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you